Anna Nicole Smith’s baby has a known father. This is apparently the only news today. Or at least it’s the only thing that’s flashing on the plasma screen in the hotel lobby on the Headline Prime channel. Oh! the things I miss… The checkout aisle at Dominic’s informed me that Jolie and Tom are breaking up too. Wait, that’s not right. Anjolie and brad, and Tom and Katie.
I am clearly not a well-informed citizen of these United States…
so sorry.
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